want a leash for that kid

in my highly advanced college math class which i think is beginners statistics or something, we learned all these neat little symbols. i think my favorite is ≠ which means is not equal to. lately ive found that a lot of parents ≠ to guardians. nobody knows how to take care of their kids anymore! i dont think they want to. i was driving home the other day and its a small road so im going slow and these dipwads of some kids who are maybe six or seven years old are playing on the side of the road. well the little boy  looks at me, and pushes the girl into the road about two feet from my car. she looked at me the whole time as if this whole ordeal of them trying to get me to assist in a suicide homicide was premeditated! then she laughed and smiled until i was gone! if you let your children think cars are to play in front of you should go play in front of them, please! people who dont watch their kids need to be on the other end of that leash, and not one of those rolling retractable leashes where you can go twenty five feet. one of the old five foot leashes. be trapped with your own kid so you can see how bad they are. i really dont want to have to be the one to realize how horrible you did at raising your child. please stop reproducing, never again and you should probably not let your kids do it either. but chances are they are one of seven or some large number and they will have multiple kids who only get worse as the family tree branches because they didnt get discipline so they have no idea what it is and neither will their kids. so just go tie yourself to your own children for a while then figure out what you want to do with them, and murder is always a bad choice.