dirty little theivings

okay, if you wish to borrow something from me ask. dont come in to my room take it from my drawers and when i find it ON YOUR PERSON try to tell me that they are your friends whom you never ever see or talk to you. i know thats a lie. if i actually do let you borrow something, it means that day you need it; not a year or two or the rest of forever. loaning something out means it will be returned. loaning and giving are two totally different words you should know the meanings of. another one that doesnt fly is taking it from the laundry, i know it was dirty and i know you certainly didnt wash it. why would you want to wear my clothes or underwear so bad you take it from my dirty laundry. thats nasty. also taking it from my room and saying that it wound up in your laundry. well one if its in your laundry you would know you wore it in probably the last week, if you dont recognize it then its obviously not yours. i know what i wash when i do laundry so i know when something isnt mine. and i do notice when i go to use it and it wasnt washed, you will always be found out for stealing because thats really what your version of borrowing is. if i do borrow your clothes i have permission, which is so ridiculous to get AND i wash it before returning it. i have to snatch these articles from your body and/or your dirty laundry basket which is filthy and i dont even want to describe how dante would have rather used it than the boiling pitch or maggot infested waters. please clean up, get better personal hygiene, and get your own clothes. please. i dont like having to go check your room for my things after i do laundry and realize i still have nothing to wear. hiding them under your bed until ive stopped asking if youve seen them doesnt work either because youre in school for seven hours a day and im at home. you lose, ha ha. so give me my fricking socks back!